Bigfoot on rhythm guitar. Yeti smashing solos. Goblin on vocals, screaming like a banshee with a caffeine addiction. Mothman’s just vibing in the shadows. This isn’t a shirt — it’s a backwoods battle cry for every misfit who’d rather mosh in the mud than sip hard seltzer in a lawn chair.
The CRYPTIDS LIVE! tee is a loud, lawless tribute to the creatures that never asked for permission — just like you. Wear it to bonfires, trail ragers, cryptid conventions, or just when you're raising hell in your own backyard forest.
⚡ PRODUCT FEATURES:
Side seams for shape retention and structural grit
Elastic ribbed collar — keeps its form like a true legend
Reinforced shoulder tape — built to survive your stage dives
Crisp, vibrant print — made with DTF/DTG that won’t flake out
Tear-away label — no itch, no distractions, no B.S.
🛠 CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
Machine wash cold — like your river beer
Tumble dry low or hang dry like your laundry line at camp
No bleach — even swamp monsters have standards
Iron on low, or just embrace the punk wrinkle look
Skip the dry cleaner — this shirt was born in the dirt
