Forage or Die — Mushroom Hunter Tee

Description

Some folks go shopping.
Others go into the woods with a knife, a questionable sense of direction, and the hope that the mushroom they just picked won’t kill ‘em.

This shirt’s for the latter.
For those who’d rather eat dirt than DoorDash. For those who don’t just walk the wild — they live it, identify it, sauté it, and sometimes regret it.

Forage or Die isn’t just a slogan — it’s a way of life for the nature-addled, spore-brained degenerates we proudly call our people.

Great for:

• Wandering off trail with wild intent

• Scaring normies at farmer’s markets

• Reminding people that fungi are friends (and sometimes dinner)

Features

• Built for bushwhacking: Side seams for structure

• Ribbed collar that says “I survived a thicket”

• Shoulder tape for those pack-lugging mushroom lords

• Ultra-soft 100% Airlume cotton — because even outlaws deserve comfort

• Print’s crisp, bold, and just threatening enough to raise eyebrows

Care Instructions

• Wash cold, like a mountain stream

• Tumble dry low — or line dry like your ancestors

• Iron if the mushrooms told you to

• No dry cleaning — you’re not that fancy