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Forage or Die T-Shirt | Funny Foraging Shirt for Mushroom Hunters & Off-Trail Misfits
Forage or Die T-Shirt | Funny Foraging Shirt for Mushroom Hunters & Off-Trail Misfits
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Some people shop. You sharpen a blade and vanish into the trees.
The Forage or Die T-Shirt isn’t just clothing — it’s a warning label. For those who ID mushrooms by gut feeling, live off what they can dig, pluck, or stalk, and consider “edibility” more of a dare than a guideline.
This is for the trail-blind, mud-crusted, wild food junkies who sniff logs, talk to chanterelles, and sometimes regret their salad.
Whether you're deep in the woods or raising eyebrows at the co-op, this shirt calls your tribe: the mycelium-mad, dandelion-munching, spore-stained misfits who’d rather eat dirt than go digital.
Great For:
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Getting “the look” at suburban farmer’s markets
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Hiking off-trail with full intent and zero GPS
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Bragging about your homemade nettle pesto
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Letting your shirt explain why your backpack smells like garlic mustard
Rugged Features:
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100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — Ultra-soft, field-tested comfort
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Side seams for structure — Because mushroom bags get heavy
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Ribbed knit collar — Holds shape through sweat, rain, and questionable fungi
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Reinforced shoulder taping — Made to carry baskets, blades, and whatever else you scavenge
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Bold DTG print — Crisp enough to spook hikers, tough enough for trail wear
Care Instructions:
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Wash cold, like a creek
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Tumble dry low or line dry like your ancestors did
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Iron if your mushrooms insist
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No dry cleaning — what are you, a chef?
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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