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Forage or Die T-Shirt | Funny Foraging Shirt for Mushroom Hunters & Off-Trail Misfits

Forage or Die T-Shirt | Funny Foraging Shirt for Mushroom Hunters & Off-Trail Misfits

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Some people shop. You sharpen a blade and vanish into the trees.

The Forage or Die T-Shirt isn’t just clothing — it’s a warning label. For those who ID mushrooms by gut feeling, live off what they can dig, pluck, or stalk, and consider “edibility” more of a dare than a guideline.

This is for the trail-blind, mud-crusted, wild food junkies who sniff logs, talk to chanterelles, and sometimes regret their salad.

Whether you're deep in the woods or raising eyebrows at the co-op, this shirt calls your tribe: the mycelium-mad, dandelion-munching, spore-stained misfits who’d rather eat dirt than go digital.


Great For:

  • Getting “the look” at suburban farmer’s markets

  • Hiking off-trail with full intent and zero GPS

  • Bragging about your homemade nettle pesto

  • Letting your shirt explain why your backpack smells like garlic mustard


Rugged Features:

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — Ultra-soft, field-tested comfort

  • Side seams for structure — Because mushroom bags get heavy

  • Ribbed knit collar — Holds shape through sweat, rain, and questionable fungi

  • Reinforced shoulder taping — Made to carry baskets, blades, and whatever else you scavenge

  • Bold DTG print — Crisp enough to spook hikers, tough enough for trail wear


Care Instructions:

  • Wash cold, like a creek

  • Tumble dry low or line dry like your ancestors did

  • Iron if your mushrooms insist

  • No dry cleaning — what are you, a chef?

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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