Before you were blocking shots and crushing post-game beers—you were body-checking your buddies into a Holiday Inn ice machine. The “Hotel Mini Stick Champion” Tee from Lumber Hockey Club is a tribute to the OGs of hallway hockey. The carpet was your rink. The luggage was your boards. And the front desk? Your eternal enemy.
This shirt is for the ones who grew up traveling from motel to motel, turning every hallway into game seven and every plastic stick into a weapon of glory. Soft, lightweight, and built for nostalgia, this tee proves your peak athleticism may have happened somewhere between rooms 203 and 205.
Why it still dominates the hall:
Cotton/poly blend that’s smooth like a sock celly
Shoulder tape and side seams so it keeps its shape through memory lane
Ribbed collar built to last longer than that one hotel lamp
Lightweight and breathable—great for chasing kids through those same halls now
Ethically made for responsible adults who used to absolutely not be
Care instructions:
Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F)
Tumble dry low—like your buddy after a hallway hip-check
Non-chlorine bleach only
Medium iron if needed (but no hotel irons, they smell like sadness)
