I Hunt Because Bail’s Expensive Tee – Iron Pines Original

Rage. Roam. Repeat.

For those who know damn well a tree stand is cheaper than a lawyer. This isn’t just a shirt — it’s a statement. A punchline. A warning. Built for the wild ones who'd rather lose cell service than their patience. Whether you're tracking elk or dodging bad choices, this tee lets 'em know where you stand — dead center and unapologetic.

Details that hit harder than your ex’s lawyer fees:

• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton – soft enough for your grandma’s hug, tough enough for brush, blood, and bail hearings

• Side seams & shoulder tape – holds its shape like a grudge

• Ribbed collar – stiff enough to keep that neck crisp

• Bold, durable screen print – so that antlered skull keeps glaring no matter how rough the wash

• Unisex fit – for hunters, roamers, and everyone who’s had “a talk” with the game warden

Care Instructions (AKA Don’t Be a Dumbass):

• Cold wash

• Tumble dry low

• Medium heat iron (if you're into that)

• No bleach or dry cleaning unless you're trying to ruin a good thing

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  Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00
  Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
  Sleeve length, in	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00	10.40
  Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50